

"You're watching Amazon Prime, the network that brought you your sunscreen in two days.".Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure At first it looks like they're going to play a stock Aesop about Thanksgiving when he doesn't want to kill it, until Chris stumbles in drunk and shoots it before passing out.Ģ38. The live turkey Peter brings to Thanksgiving dinner.Peter revealing to Brian that he had to poop while they're on the bus.Peter smashing the annoying woman who comes in and samples cookies all the time and claims "she's so bad" over the head with a metal tray."Brian, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?".Brian breaking his leg immediately upon stepping over the starting line of the marathon.Peter's insane sequel to The Hopeful Squirrel.When Brian becomes unhealthily thin from a combination of overexerting his body with constant exercise and starving himself, Stewie remarks that his whole body looks like Paul McCartney's neck.When Peter leaves, it's then shown that Shalit's wife looks almost exactly like him. The cutaway of Peter pretending to be the ghost of Roger Ebert and haunting Gene Shalit, saying that even in death he's a better critic than the latter.

"That's right, the sun's really a black guy." "The moon is Korean!".Joe publishing his children's book under the name Steve Chicago because he doesn't want the guys at the station to know he wrote it, due to them panning his mime act.

